Bionic Six Rewatch, Episode 1: Valley of Shadows – No One Asked For This

There are things that don’t exist in the world, because no one wants them, such as an in-depth analysis of a forgotten eighties cartoon. This column sets out to answer questions that no one asked. Enjoy.

Bionic Six

Episode 1: Valley of Shadows

Written by: Gordon Bressack

Synopsis:

Somewhere in Africa a man with a long, white beard stumbles out of the jungle. Around his neck he wears a medallion stolen from RunDMC. This won’t be the last instance of cultural theft in this episode. This is Brent Holworth, but we don’t care yet. Continue reading